SEXIEST CELEBRITY SINGLES MATCHMAKER
Taylor Swift: Taylor Lautner OR Zac Efron
Now imma let you choose Taylor, but we’ve lined up two of Hollywood’s most eligible young bachelors to pick from. First up is Taylor Lautner, and what could be more adorable than a Hollywood power couple who are both called the same thing! Their celeb couple name could be TayTay and all their children could have ‘T’ names too… But maybe I’m getting ahead of myself because Taylor (Swift not Lautner) could choose to date Zac Efron. Zefron has blue eyes that could melt the polar ice caps, plus he’s ripped and will probably end up the biggest star in Hollywood. Why not treat yourself Taylor!
Ashton Kutcher: Eva Longoria OR Courtney Cox
Celebrity cougar-lover Ashton is recently single and ready to mingle (or rather his mingling resulted in his becoming single). We’ve lined up two A-list Hollywood housewives that Ashton might take a shine to. Courtney Cox is 47 but looks a decade younger and is used to looking after children, so a big kid like Ashton should fit in fine chez Cox. Yes we know Eva Longoria has been dating since she broke up with her husband but as far as we’re concerned she’s not off the market again til there’s a ring on it! Eva could bring a bit of Latin spice into Ashton’s life, and she’s only a few years older so there won’t be so many ‘it’s so nice you brought your mom’ comments as he’s used to when they’re out and about.
Rihanna: Drake OR Sam Ronson
We think that Rihanna deserves someone who’s gonna treat her nice. Who better than Drake who makes soulful music (and has kind eyes!). On the other hand, it’s been rumoured in the past that Rihanna is partial to a little lady love, and maybe Samantha Ronson is the perfect little lady! She’s well connected in the music industry and is used to dealing with divas (oh hai Lindsay!), so with a CV like that she could be a perfect match.
James Franco: Emma Watson OR Ashley Greene
We like to think of James Franco as the thinking woman’s crumpet. He isn’t just an award winning actor, he is also a writer and academic. Professor Franco teaches a course at New York University’s Tisch School in adapting poetry to film. We think Emma Watson would be a perfect match. She’s currently studying at one of the world’s most prestigious universities, Oxford, and we can imagine these two debating the finer points of 19th century romantic poetry in front of a roaring fire long into the night. For something completely different Ashley Greene is best known for being the smoking hot Alice Cullen in the Twilight saga. She might not be a rocket scientist but maybe after spending all day at work talking about existential post-modern German poetry James just wants to drink beer and watch X-Factor like a normal person.
Mila Kunis: Justin Timberlake OR Ryan Gosling
Mila Kunis sizzled and popped in Black Swan last year but more recently she appeared with JT in ‘Friends with Benefits.’ Was it just me or do these two have crazy chemistry? Maybe Mila might be the lady to tame Justin and become more than just friends. Ryan Gosling is just the gosh darned cutest guy in Hollywood (have you seen him with the puppies? Search it NOW) and we think that with her dark brooding looks and his all-American charm they could be adorable together.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Cameron Diaz OR Minka Kelly
We’d love Jake to hook up with an awesome lady. With his A-list credentials and classic good looks most starlets would jump at the chance for a date. Cameron Diaz is back on the market and she’s a Hollywood hottie that’s got a grin as goofy as Jake’s. While she normally goes for athlete types Jake has been looking pretty buff lately Sometimes two stars don’t make a right, so maybe if Jake doesn’t score with a Charlie’s Angel from the big screen he could try one out from TV? Minka Kelly is Rock n’ Roll Royalty, the daughter of Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay, and has been steaming up the TV as Eve French in the latest adaptation of Charlie’s Angels. Good morning angels…
Demi Moore: Kellan Lutz OR Colin Farrell
Since Demi told Ashton to hit the road there’s been a space in her life for a young hunk. We think that maybe Kellan Lutz could fit the bill? Young, buff and beautiful he could be just what Demi’s putting on her Xmas list. Although maybe what she really needs is an older man of the world, and a badass to boot. Colin Farrell is dark, handsome… and much more age appropriate.
Leonardo diCaprio: Hayden Panettiere OR Olivia Wilde
Leonardo has been a Hollywood leading man since most people his age were trying to steal kisses behind the bike shed at school. That also means that he has known a fair few leading ladies in his time, if you catch my drift. It was reported that recently Hayden Panettiere and Leo met at a club and got along like a house on fire. These two could be a marriage made in heaven, and plus with his power in Hollywood she could end up a big star in her own right. Given Leo’s penchant for drop dead gorgeous ladies Olivia Wilde could be another smart choice. With her sexy throaty voice and old school Hollywood goddess looks she could be Leo’s perfect Queen of the World.
anuary Jones: Ryan Reynolds OR Joe Jonas
January Jones has been making waves in tinseltown this year. She’s best known for being the sexiest 50s housewife on the block in the hit show ‘Mad Men’ and her looks have been compared to Grace Kelly. Maybe what she needs is an old fashioned Hollywood heart throb like Ryan Reynolds. Can you imagine how beautiful the babies would be? Or for a little variety maybe she might like a slightly younger man? Oh who am I kidding I am putting Joe Jonas in here because they could share monogrammed towels. JJ+JJ 4 Ever!
Bradley Cooper: Charlize Theron OR Courtney Cox
Bradley Cooper has been topping the lists of the world’s most beautiful people lately and seems just the right balance of down to earth and smoking hot. Charlize is back on the market after ending an almost 10 year relationship so the timing couldn’t be more perfect. But if that hot girl from Springsteen’s ‘Dancing in the Dark’ video is more Bradley’s thing he should get Courtney Cox’s number. We have a hunch these two could make a very funny pair.
Sandra Bullock: Ryan Gosling OR George Clooney
Sandra Bullock has had a rough ride this year, having to give the boot to her cheating fella. But we think she’s one of the cutest, funniest ladies in Hollywood and deserves a man to match. It could be her buddy George Clooney. These two are reportedly great pals, and what’s better than falling for someone who you already love as a buddy? If George is ready to settle down, who better with than Miss Bullock. OR we hear that Sandra gave it a go with Ryan Reynolds this year, how about trading one Ryan in for another? Ryan Gosling is a little younger than Sandra but sometimes age is just a number.
Ryan Reynolds: Blake Lively OR Bar Rafaeli
Ryan couldn’t be a hotter commodity in Hollywood right now if he tried, he’s come a long way from his time on TV in ‘Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place.’ And he’s not afraid of commitment, he was engaged to Alanis Morrissette and has been married to Scarlett Johansson. ScarJo’s loss is Blake Lively’s gain. Lively looks every inch the Hollywood star and has parlayed her ‘Gossip Girl’ role into a serious following. There have been whispers about these two and we’re picking them as a celebrity match! But if it doesn’t get off the ground for them, Bar Rafaeli is single and stunning. Bar came to our attention as Leonardo diCaprio’s girlfriend but now that’s over this beauty is looking for a new star to call her own, Ryan could be just the guy.